July 18, 2006

Alien consipracy!

Last night, the History channel ran a program on the search for Atlantis, and it was a major slip up on their part. The program included a cleverly coded message confirming the existence of the alien conspiracy we all already suspected. The message was cleverly concealed, but Lor and I, armed with our (mostly Lor’s) extensive knowledge of alien modus operandi (garnered from Star Trek, of course), figured it out.

The featured scientist on the program, Dr. Floyd McCoy, presented evidence of how an ancient society on the island of Cypress may very well be “Atlantis” as described by Plato. He is a Vulcanologist.

That’s right fellow tin foil hat wearers … Dr. McCoy … the Vulcanologist. Coincidence? I think not.

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